If he likes anything of the lines of ...
Deadly snakes, deadly spiders, deadly marine life that can chomp you to death or poison you with stingers or bites, Kangaroos, Koalas, Quokkas, Bilbies, Emus that can gut you, or backpack serial killers then he'll be bound to find something.

Oh - echindas are pretty cute. I think he'd like one of them. Their spikes aren't actually hurty, they're really soft and nice to pat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:08, archived)

The UK is better
I suggest moving

We have:

Changeable but mostly cloudy weather
Correct tea
Real money
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:10, archived)

Tis the plan my lovely!
I'm moving over on the 24th of November next year after my final exams are done!

And I love tea.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

Against that,
there's Middlesbrough.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

:(

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:17, archived)

Can't be worse then where I'm at now....
Just trust me on it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:19, archived)

www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=70240&in_page_id=34
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

sounds like home in England.
Not kidding. We have one of the highest rates of alcohol and drug abuse in my state, violence (sexual and general), currently have a very high rate of unemployment (I consider myself extremely lucky to be able to hold three jobs, even if only one is regular) and it is quite honestly one of the most depressing places to be.

Also Racism and Sexism is alive and well.
So yeah - sounds pretty similar!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

Bush turkeys.
Those big lizards. And the huge lorries. And warm Castlemaine XXXX.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:16, archived)

mmmm warm beer.
Love it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:18, archived)

There do seem to be a disproportionate amount of animals that can disembowel you
Cassowaries, emus, kangaroos....
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:25, archived)

... Chopper Reid...

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

*imitates aussie accent poorly*
That's just bloody insulting!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

fark awf you spastic cunt.
That's bloody shit. If you're gonna do an aussie accent at least *try*.

Pissweak. :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

My advice to you:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkIVvjZc9Y
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:31, archived)

Ahh!
It's uncle blaaady faaakin' Chop Chop.

Where is that bloody Neville Bartos?
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

I'm ashamed to admit...
that I do say "Blaaady". Not "Bloody".
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:37, archived)

Can't even bloody spell!
Bloody illiterate! That film was ace.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:30, archived)

I hit a cassowary with a rental car in Queensland
It just bounced out of the bush infront of me.

Made an awful mess of the car.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:28, archived)

yup - they do that.
kangaroos and emus can kill you if you hit them in a small car - not fucking kidding.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 29 May 2009, 8:33, archived)

I was warned about it!
Luckily this was a rent a wreck type place and I was insured. A massive old Ford Station Wagon of some description.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 29 May 2009, 8:35, archived)