I had a Stylophone when they first came out
and my mother used to buy porridge from the local shop by the pound in brown bags. I don't like porridge. I do like Stylophones, but only a bit. David Bowie famously used one on Space Oddity. A Stylophone that is, not a bag of porridge.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 9:01, archived)

Could've been either.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

yeah but you had a wheel when they first came out

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:03, archived)

FUCKING CHEEK!
You behave on this interweb please. I was on here when it was still in black and white. Back in the good old days when white dog shit was everywhere.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

...Take your porridge oats and put your helmet on

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

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( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 9:10, archived)

*stylophone noise*

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 29 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I thought it was your pacemaker, sorry
:)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

Ground beef whiskas for Ginger Tom.

( FoldsFive, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

hahaha :)
mornin' fella :)
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 29 May 2009, 9:18, archived)