When you're filthy stinking rich
you can pay for my hand enlargement operation.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:46, archived)

Keep them as they are, would be my advice.
You can then pretend you've got a massive cock when you're wanking.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:48, archived)

I have no idea what you mean
*looks shifty*
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:50, archived)

just one?
you want to be Jeremy Beadle aicmswb
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 11:48, archived)