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it's perfectly simple.
it's more fun in the shower.
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
SOAPY TIT WANK !

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
slippery nipples.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
"slipples" if you will

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
WAHEY.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
god you fucking panda-trap.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
that's a cocktail isn't it?

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:17, archived)


(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
is that it?

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
Marry me?

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
no. i dont think i am enamoured of the prospect of marriage. it sounds, quite frankly, a bit shit.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
Ok. No strings fun it is then.
*glomps*
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
there are always strings, just not woven into a sticky net.
*tickles*
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:16, archived)
the girl speaketh the truth.

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:15, archived)
When I spend all day helicoptering and fingering my bumbit I get told off
bloody sexism :(
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
oh DG
the world isn't open-minded enough for you :(
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
eye nose :(

(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:24, archived)
write to your MP
use those exact words
(, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:24, archived)