I'm a yoghurt spastic.
Yet again today I've managed to spill some on my top and trousers and so now look like I've been jizzed on.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

*mops brow*

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

HELL YEAH BITCH

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

You're really teasing the internet virgins today arent you ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

I have to entertain myself some how.
Still, jokes on them, I'm an interlard fat bird.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

DOUBLE LOL !
FAT AND TITS !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

I NO RITE

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

I spilt some yoghurt on the sofa at my folks whilst myself and Mrs Moose were house-sitting.
It looked very dodgy, so I rearranged the cushions before Ma and Pa got back... Hopefully they won't discover it soon enough to think that it might have been our fault :S
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 29 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Jizz in your mother in laws hair
to distract them.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

I like this plan very much

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 29 May 2009, 10:10, archived)