i was 8 too
eurgh! girls!
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

I was only 8 for December.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

i was 8 from october onwards
2 months older (and cooler) than you
*struts*
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

Keep dreaming, boyo.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

*puts on big shades*
how 'bout now?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

Now you just look like Elton.
Or Su Pollard.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

what's not cool about that?!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Was I the only boy who enjoyed standing still during kiss chase?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

actually, i was a total mack when i was at school.
i kissed all the girls. even 'went out' with twins for a while

hitting my attractiveness peak at age 9/10 is not cool though
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

*high fives*
Me too. Let's get matching leather jackets and laugh at all of these geeks who are scared of girls.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

oh that is so a deal
*pops collar*
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

I didn't join in often.
I was too odd for most of the other kids. Read: lonely.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Did you have bogeys?

I was the kid that got too excited and would run away across the field squealing when playtime was over and get chased for 30 minutes by the dinner ladies and teachers. :(
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

No, that was Christopher.
I was just a kid with an odd sense of humour and not enough nike on.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:36, archived)

haha
i'm trying really hard not to laugh in the office now
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

I was wearing short shorts with an elastic tie too.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:40, archived)

i used to wear a grey woolen tanktop

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:41, archived)

I'd try and take off all my clothes and my mum would wrestle me
I got locked in my room for climbing to the top of the climbing frame and getting my willy out at a garden party.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

you still do this though DG

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:46, archived)

I know :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:50, archived)

my party trick was to fall into any nearby body of water
i still do it occasionally
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:47, archived)

I remember when I was 7 or 8 (and a blue eyed, blonde haired dreamboat - oh how cruelly wasted)
being held down by 6 girls as they took turns to kiss me. The teacher walked past and I shouted for her help but she looked over at me and carried on walking.
( magnum, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:38, archived)

And that's scarred you for life and now your wife has to pin you down to kiss you and afterwards you wipe your mouth with your sleave and spit on the floor

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 11:41, archived)