The first.
A lot of the WOOHOOOOO sort of fun I've had in my life has been astride an iron horse.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

Surely a powerful vibrator would have given you much the same effect
for far less risk and cost ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Apart from the whole travelling thing.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

You could use it on the bus

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

I'm not getting my flaps out near those filthy seats.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Take a picnic blanket with you
are your flaps really that massive and pendulous ?

Like a Great Danes Jowells ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Like ym's bingo wings.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Like two leather capes, sewn together

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Stick a leaf blower up my fanny and you could
use me like a rudimentary hovercraft.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

I've heard you trapped a queef in them once
and used them as a space hopper for a week.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Nooo, that was a haemorrhoid.
You could be forgiven for making that mistake though, the pulsating veins look similar.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Isnt it better now we dont fight ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:02, archived)

I get weird around my period.
Very stereotypically insane.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

Hurrah
Periods are shit, they are the only justification for being a bumsexual and/or Gerontophile.

actually by that reasoning, they could justify being a peado but let's not go there.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

not long till I stop having them, hopefully
my family's menopauses have been getting progressively earlier with each generation.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:06, archived)

TOOMUCHINFORMATION LOL !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

Fuck you.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:09, archived)

'Iron Horse' is the brand of your 17" dildo nobbler

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:53, archived)

Unlike the girls you've obviously been diddling with, DG
The idea of that scares me rigid.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

It scares me rigid too love
gives me a right Scaredy-On.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Interesting reaction...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

Never shout at me loudly otherwise I'll only embarrass myself and have to walk like a hunchback for 5 minutes until I calm down

And p.s. Oi! I only dibble nice girls, no cave-twatting for me thanks!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

Well I AM a nice girl
don't you oi me, you started the aspersion casting first.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 15:59, archived)

You are clearly the NICEST PERSON ON TALK

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:00, archived)

Nicer than YOU.
(also, of course that's Fluzzy)
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

Dude
even Mykey is nicer than me.

I'm horrible.

You might as well have said you were more humanitarian than Josef Fritzl.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:03, archived)

You're funny, though
so cuntery is all good.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

AT LAST
I finally get you to admit it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:07, archived)

Well if you will insist on asking on the wrong day
when I'm doing my ape keeper work experience in the Gilgamesh cage.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:08, archived)

:(

( sleepybinky, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:05, archived)

*dibbles*
Did I? *looks up 4 replies* ...oh...carry on :D
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

See? Git.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:02, archived)