hubare completed the quiz "What Type Of Shit Are You?"
with the result "The phantom one that disappears up the U-bend and requires no wiping".

I'm currently enjoying the sunshine in Sunny Belfast... although it requires me to run as I chase the thin gap in the cloud...

lollypops, not really!!! I'm at my PC!

If you were a poo, what poo would you be? would you be in paul's bathroom?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

what in the love of all that is good, brought you to belfast?
Glorious day though, innit.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

JMG needed to claim his dole too

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

a wimmin

(likeajackhammer, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

A smooth long one that does'nt sting whilst exiting

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

ahh... the "cable"
one that would require you to shuffle forward as you go?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

jesus that's a really good question
what am i saying, no it's not it's rubbish, new thread please
( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

I just wanted people to notice me :(
I'm like the waterboy
(likeajackhammer, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:43, archived)

poontang

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

I just had a Calippo at my desk. :)

( SuperMatt, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

Litte rabbit pellets that leave nothing behind but a pristine bottypiece.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:41, archived)

The depth charge
makes a huge noise and splashes your arse.
( WormuIus, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

you're not even trying anymore

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

I know...
I feel like Eminem
(likeajackhammer, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:44, archived)

A drain blocker.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 29 May 2009, 16:48, archived)

Jesus fucking christ internet

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:51, archived)

this,
you still coming tomorrow?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

Only if you promise to be there

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:54, archived)

I will be there with bells on,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

Then I will be too
looking forward to it mightily

WHAT JAPES
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

omg gazzed you

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:59, archived)