i think i could could do away with my knives and forks and just eat using a spoon
i can't think of a food type it wouldn't work on
( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:55, archived)

noodles

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Chips
you stupid fucking cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

fuck off, chips would be a piece of piss

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

you havent eaten a steak off my bbq....
you could hold it with a spoon but thats about it!
:)
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

Sporks FTMFW

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:56, archived)

I invented the spork in a DT project back in secondary school.
Was devastated when I watched an 80's school video of John Cleese three days later, and he was talking about a spork.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 29 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

Steak

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

you could grip it between two spoons and tear bits off LIKE A REAL MAN

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:59, archived)

exactly and i only eat raw kobe steaks anyhoo

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:13, archived)

True.
steak, maybe not.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Roast Beef
Spaghetti
Chicken breasts in white wine and kumquat sauce.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:57, archived)

Soup.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 29 May 2009, 16:58, archived)

invisible pizza

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 17:02, archived)