You'll have more fun when she comes back
I've made a new hole in her.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:43, archived)

Lucky thing I carry a puncture repair outfit.

Once a boy scout... etc.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)

...you'll forever know the taste of middle aged penis?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)

ahh, the memories

My scoutmaster, if we were naughty, would give us the option of telling our parents or pulling down our trousers, bending us over his knee and spanking us.
I always thought it a bit odd that the woggle he carried in his pocket used to grow everytime he asked me if I wanted a spank.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)