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anyone happen
to have a sample of brian blessed saying " enda, fight with us on the morrow?" from blackadder the first?
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:27, archived)
No
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)
*checks pockets*
*checks under cushions*
*checks coat*
Nope, sorry.
(Small Beer, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:29, archived)
oh, what bad luck
I gave my last one away just yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:31, archived)
The BBC
Their address is :

CUNT
LONDON
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:32, archived)
oh dear.
Did someone get out the wrong side of bed this morning?
And did said someone put his foot in a pile of soggy kleenex stuck to the floor?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:34, archived)
It's a reference to Derek and Clive
If I got out of bed on the wrong side, the only thing I'd put my foot in would be Nigella Lawsons dripping gash.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:37, archived)
I see.
I wondered where Nigella had been these last few nights. Wifey and I have missed our games of hide the sausage with Nigella.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:39, archived)
You'll have more fun when she comes back
I've made a new hole in her.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:43, archived)
Lucky thing I carry a puncture repair outfit.

Once a boy scout... etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:44, archived)
...you'll forever know the taste of middle aged penis?

(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:48, archived)
ahh, the memories

My scoutmaster, if we were naughty, would give us the option of telling our parents or pulling down our trousers, bending us over his knee and spanking us.
I always thought it a bit odd that the woggle he carried in his pocket used to grow everytime he asked me if I wanted a spank.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:53, archived)
I sent a round robin.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:36, archived)
Where did you send him to ?

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 12:42, archived)
I dunno, I just sent him round.
Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 13:02, archived)