If I'm in tomorrow night, and it's looking good as I've NO WORK and A SORE BACK, I'm going to do my Eurovision routine all over your big fat TV viewing.
Saying that, Team Handsome wanted to go out for the Cup Final.
I'm in a quandary.

I DO like football and drinking and shouting HERE PET at the women. But I also hate my sore back.
Oh woe is me.
I won't take any advice given seriously as it might involve getting a takeaway.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:45, archived)

if you stay in you may get the chance to play dull thread bingo, for prizes

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

what prizes?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

prizes, proper ones and that

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

id like some carpet

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

i'm not sure that will be avalible to be honest

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

im constantly gypped

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

sod off, it's only online bingo on a forum
i'm not providing carpet, whatever next, elephant eggs or summat
( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

haha elephant eggs eh
you'd even have trouble providing a fucking invisible pizza
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

www.jammastergeordie.com/2008/04/jmgs-official-new-gameshow-wobble-bingo.html
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 29 May 2009, 21:48, archived)

this will be real bingo, the numbers will be posted in dull threads, it will either all kick off or be great times
i don't give a toss either way, great times
( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:51, archived)

HOUSE

( vladimir, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

steady on there, we haven't started yet and i will suffer no false calls young man

( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

:(
does this mean I haven't won the fruit basket?
( vladimir, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

you haven't even got your ticket yet
silly fool
( mongychops, Fri 29 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

Fucking hell
I bet you sit in the bath surrounded by LUSH products and will then sit in front of the sofa in a big white bath robe with a face pack on.

Man the fuck up, JMG.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 29 May 2009, 22:04, archived)