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Alright, here's a purely hypothetical issue
How much of your sex life do you tell your mates about? How reticent are you to discuss the ins and outs of your ins and outs? Are you shy because you'd like to defend the privacy and honour of your partner, or is it because you're fat virgin? Or do you spill the beans like a massive gloater because you want everyone to know you got your nuts wet, pthht pthht pthhht pthhht pthht pthhht.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
i tell them fuck all
the nosy cunts
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
If I do something worth bragging about I'll tell them
or if I need some advice.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
Advice on how to do sex?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
There's always new things to learn
and occasionally troubleshooting issues.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
Literally - trouble shooting?

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
Excuse me
trouble aiming
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
and by troubleshooting
you mean you're firing blanks
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
There's a big line to be drawn though - we talk about sex and such occasionally, but nobody ever goes into deep description about their sex lives.
I think it'd be creepy, I dont think my friends are desperate to be alpha males or are secretly gay. The most graphic thing is probably about shagging each other mums, but thats mostly satirical.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
Nah, I don't tell anyone much.
Depends who it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
No, we don't talk about it
And I think the guy at work is one of them homosexuals as well so it's not as though we could compare holes or something.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
Just bits here and there.
No sordid details really.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
Ive heard about the teenage girls that lay bloody and ruined outside your house

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:36, archived)

heard sniffed
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:45, archived)
I see no need to share my sex life, I'll hint at things but rarely make direct statements
Seems the best thing to do, especially with a pre-teen son who won't want to hear about his parents in that regard.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
Start using code-words.

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
A friend cottoned on when syz used to pop home for "lunch"
This was years ago though.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
and he still hasn't returned from 'lunch'?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
Erm, I mean, I've been married years and years, what sex life? Clearly ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
I've never been one to chat to mates about my sex life
not really an issue nowadays as all that squelchy malarky seems to be long gone.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
I have all the intimate details of my sex life printed on the back of business cards.
I hand them out to women in the hopes that one of them is actually after someone with a body odour problem and a tiny cock.

*sniff* :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
what mates?

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
your still getting a number
two and five, 25
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
Sweet

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
oh you vicious cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
time is of the issue here, full house can take 75 called numbers, i'm on 8

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
Nothing this time.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
:(
12 20 35 76 88
5  40 50 71 89
18 37 48 65 83

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
I tell them everytime I wank

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
I tend not to talk about it with my mates much.
They tend to remember stories I tell and bring them up at later dates which can result in bad things.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sat 30 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
Well, I don't say much. Mainly because it's between me and him
If something really funny happened, I'll normally laugh about it to my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 30 May 2009, 21:39, archived)