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your mummy
doesn't love you but she loves arse rape
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
Haha, yeah.
Aren't you edgy.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
like a knife
bitch
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
Pfffft.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
He's like TOTALLY rofl

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
She, unfortunately.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:33, archived)
that's what your daddy said
when you were born.

he normally only likes to touch little boys.

but he sighed, shrugged and said

ah, you'll do.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
WOW THAT'S TOTALLY ROFL
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
Haha, go play with your dollies.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
...looks like a long-haired Richard Hammond

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
well...
that rather begs the question what you must look like, no picture

hiding a fuck ugly mug methinks
;-)
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
Haha, come on now.
Tell us which regular you really are. This is too good to be real.
(I helped save b3ta! MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
50p says it is wormulus

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
Either way, I'm feeding this troll

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
Nah, she's been on before.
I think she's just shit at life.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
You won't win, you know?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA

ROFL

Wow, that's good. Well done, internet person. You're like SO telling me!
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:38, archived)
Well, I am certainly TOLD, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
we're assuming
I reckon it's a he turned she *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:35, archived)
I honestly couldn't tell.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
well ''jackaction''
you look like that ginger prick who stars as ''the sherminator'' in american pie.

you know, the twat who never gets laid.

that must work well for you regarding the, er, laydeez

i reckon you'd welcome ''richard hammond'' or any other male with open arms, eh!
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:39, archived)
Which regular are you again?

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
your mum

(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:41, archived)
My mum's dead

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:42, archived)
well
she was a beautiful lady
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:44, archived)
Actually, she's quite alive
You're tedious.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
He's a lot better looking than you, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:40, archived)
awww esme
I'm upset now

I value your opinion, you've been like a sister to me
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:43, archived)
Good, go cry in your room like a good girl.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:45, archived)
nah esme
we don't all cut ourselves like you.

notice how little I am on here compared to you

ask yourself which one probably has a better life, regarding this.

sweetie, a little sunlight and so on might make you a teeny, tiny bit less repulsive, and maybe even less belligerent

or actually getting laid would probably help

peace out
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

we don't all cut ourselves like you.

notice how little I am on here compared to you

ask yourself which one probably has a better life, regarding this.

sweetie, a little sunlight and so on might make you a teeny, tiny bit less repulsive, and maybe even less belligerent

or actually getting laid would probably help

peace out

BLAH BLAH EDGY MENTAL ROFL etc
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
Pfffffft
Learn to type without a million line breaks, you might seem less retarded.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
well while we're exchanging advice
go to bed, sleep, stop staying up all night typing insults to strangers

and touch yourself

get that frustration out.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
Yes, dear.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:52, archived)
errrrrr........
Didn't you start this off in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
Yes, she did.
She's not very bright, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:54, archived)
Yeah
It's starting to show.
Just repeating insults instead of creating interesting new ones.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
have a little read back
answer your own question there, okay little rainbow poppet.

you could then hold your head up high and say ''I have learned the skill of independence.

you could print yourself off a certificate.
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:56, archived)
Hahaah
This is great.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:58, archived)
this is so getting gaz'd to mike

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
Aw hell yeah.
I forgot about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
nah, can't be arsed
Esme is a IRL friend, so automatically she is better than you.
The End.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Also, we're getting dangerously close to accusations of cliquery here.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:59, archived)
Hahahaha.
I love you. Please come back here soon.
(I helped save b3ta! MooCow_Byter, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:50, archived)
At least people don't confuse my gender.
And that's really all that's important in life.

cellar_door, OR SHOULD I SAY SMELLER_DOOR!
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:46, archived)
woah
now THAT was slick
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:47, archived)
p.s.
I lied
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

ied ook like a greasy 70's drag queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:49, archived)
minues the pink hair
but hey, even with that look I still probably get more action than you

probably because the internet/angry conversations/being worshipped by fellow penises of the internet isn't the be all and end all of my life

and telling people your mother has passed away

christ, get a shrink
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:53, archived)
Hahahaahaha
This is classic stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:55, archived)
christ
give up

seriously

die
(BloodthirstyTurtle can no longer smell the blood of any englishmen, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:57, archived)
Hahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:00, archived)
Could we continue this lively discussion a bit further up the board, please?
It's just that we are trying to have a game of bingo.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 23:02, archived)
You're still shitter than me
And I would seriously question the mental state of any man willing to put their LOLSAUSAGE in your mangina.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sat 30 May 2009, 23:11, archived)
Ted, I'm hugely confused.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 30 May 2009, 22:51, archived)
hahahahaah
win!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:48, archived)
ROFL!

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Sat 30 May 2009, 22:31, archived)