I'm Up.
edit - that's an early start!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 5:17, archived)

yeah, I'm off now.
Just wish I'd had a bet on Diversity last night. Bookies must be crying today offering odds of 16-1.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 31 May 2009, 5:27, archived)

I have no idea what you're on about so I'll just smile and nod.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 5:29, archived)

this
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2457241/Diversity-beat-Susan-Boyle-in-Britains-Got-Talent-shock.html
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 6:45, archived)

They were fucking awesome.
I did watch it, and was entertained by them. SO THERE.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 31 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

Simon says "Holly is the bravest little girl in the world"
Yeah, because she's come back so strongly from stepping on that landmine, Cowell, you utter utter tit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:29, archived)