Morning! Hottest day of the year so far! Woo!
Anyone up? I'm off to work in a minute though.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 31 May 2009, 4:53, archived)

I'm Up.
edit - that's an early start!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 5:17, archived)

yeah, I'm off now.
Just wish I'd had a bet on Diversity last night. Bookies must be crying today offering odds of 16-1.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 31 May 2009, 5:27, archived)

I have no idea what you're on about so I'll just smile and nod.
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 31 May 2009, 5:29, archived)

this
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2457241/Diversity-beat-Susan-Boyle-in-Britains-Got-Talent-shock.html
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 6:45, archived)

They were fucking awesome.
I did watch it, and was entertained by them. SO THERE.
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 31 May 2009, 9:21, archived)

Simon says "Holly is the bravest little girl in the world"
Yeah, because she's come back so strongly from stepping on that landmine, Cowell, you utter utter tit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

coldest day so far here.
there was hail and everything.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 6:45, archived)

where
is here?
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:08, archived)

wellington, new zealand.
i am wearing a scarf inside while sitting in front of a fire and im still cold.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:11, archived)

serves you right
for having your winter in june
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:12, archived)

i cant argue with that.

(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:23, archived)

surely
you could fly somewhere warm...
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:26, archived)

only if i flap my arms really hard.
cant afford to fly.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:36, archived)

in a plane

(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

might i suggest
warming yourself with too much brandy
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:39, archived)

a fair solution, however
im still shit from warming myself last night.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:40, archived)

Is it last night or tonight currently in NZ
I hope it's not tomorrow night, that would be weird.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 31 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

Fucking Roasting Here
*Smugs*
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:37, archived)

enjoy your smugs,
i'll just bide my time..... you will have winter soon enough.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:39, archived)

Ah but there you are wrong!
We have the same temperature all year round being very close to the Equator.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:41, archived)

good for you.
i hope you get really sweaty and uncomfortable.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 8:26, archived)

Airconditioning
And Cold Beers do the trick.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 31 May 2009, 8:27, archived)

bastard
mind you the heaters warmed up the room a bit, and im gonna go to bed soon.
(zombiejosh wrow, Sun 31 May 2009, 8:29, archived)

Wanna feel old?
That black stout called Guinness you drink? THAT CAME OUT 250 YEARS AGO.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 31 May 2009, 7:46, archived)

pfft

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 9:32, archived)