You're so lovely
Sometime I wish I was a pair of your pants.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:56, archived)

sometimes always
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

*adds to my bumper book of chat up lines*

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 11:59, archived)

That ones always a hit
I can't even count how many notches that ones added to the bedpost.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:00, archived)

None then.

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:04, archived)

It could be any number really
I'm innumerate.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:07, archived)

No, I'M in your mate

( broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

How is your fiance anyway?

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:08, archived)

She's very well
she's tidying upstairs while I sit on the sofa watching hollyoaks
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

Gonzo?
You have a girl/boyfriend?
( jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:15, archived)

Nope
al actually managed to convince a lovely pretty lady to marry him
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:18, archived)

well, bugger me.

( jenpots, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:19, archived)

That's what I said.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

althegeordie: taking one for the team

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

for the team right up his arse
(Bazongaloid, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

It's his intellectual hotspot

( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

It's also his "<s>ellectual</s> rnet" one too

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:44, archived)

I have a date to fuck ninjabadger up the arse
with a pink glittery strap on
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:30, archived)