I'd love to play the theremin
If we put our money together we could buy one together. I'll have it wednesdays, thursdays, sundays and alternative saturdays.
( SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

What's an alternative saturday?

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

One on a Sunday.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

The one when he doesn't wear his corset.

( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

It's a sight to behold.

( thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

Oh fuck.
I feel sick.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

If matt was wearing a corset and a bumhole-less thong, and there was something really good on the telly (like King of Queens), would you give him one?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

It's where everyone dresses in black and wears ironic t-shirts

( SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

It really likes Tuesdays, but that's probably just a phase it's going through and eventually it will settle down with the Sunday next door.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

The only thing I want to share with you is my violent rage.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

well if you're going to be like that
you'll never get a theremin.
( SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:38, archived)