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I have no theremin.
My life is worthless. I'm going to kill myself.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
IT'S LAYING DOWN TO MATURE

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
Lick my tomato.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
Suck my eggs

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

eremin orazine
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

eremin zine ora Herd
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
YouTube your suicide,
somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
I'd love to play the theremin
If we put our money together we could buy one together. I'll have it wednesdays, thursdays, sundays and alternative saturdays.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
What's an alternative saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
One on a Sunday.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
The one when he doesn't wear his corset.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
It's a sight to behold.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
Oh fuck.
I feel sick.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
If matt was wearing a corset and a bumhole-less thong, and there was something really good on the telly (like King of Queens), would you give him one?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:41, archived)
It's where everyone dresses in black and wears ironic t-shirts

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
It really likes Tuesdays, but that's probably just a phase it's going through and eventually it will settle down with the Sunday next door.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
The only thing I want to share with you is my violent rage.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
well if you're going to be like that
you'll never get a theremin.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
Can someone fetch me a sandwich?

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
Ask the next canvasser to knock at your door.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
I have a ukelele.
I'll play you out.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
Good girl.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
quite right
anyone other than this man should follow suit immediately
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
I sometimes use google images to find pictures of things I don't know about too.
It's like a children's version of wiki.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
YOU HAVE INSULTED MY GENERAL KNOWLEDGE, ONLINE
I HAVE NOTED THIS
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 31 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
Try making one out of the parts from an old washing machine

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sun 31 May 2009, 12:37, archived)