You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Talk » Message 6188560

I have been reading B3ta too long.
Been lurking for several years now, mostly catching the front page and image challenges. Recently I discovered the QOTW so I've been going through those like an octogenarian ex-marine on cialis in a Vietnamese brothel.

Today on my way to Sunday services, I found my internal monologue had had its vocabulary expanded to include "chuffed" "taking the piss" "did [personal pronoun] fuck" as well as others. I was at once bemused and mortified. I live south of the Mason-Dixon and east of the Mississippi, and such talk would earn blank stares in the most worldly of company, and accusations of "puttin' on airs" most everywhere else.

I've daydreamed forever about leaving the states and moving abroad, guess now I have yet another destination so that my inner-blinkin doesn't feel out of place...

first post on talk, be gentle
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! __, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
D'oh!

(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
Too late
they've adopted you guys now
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
Fuck off, vectortits

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! __, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
BOOM!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 31 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
HEADSHOT!

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
Ouch
Play nicely Friz.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:04, archived)
Oh get to fuck

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
FEEL THE BURN!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
yes I laughed at that,
but be nice fat face becky's lovely
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:23, archived)
She's called Fat Face Becky now?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! __, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
I should have put a comma,,,

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:29, archived)
"be nice, fat face becky's lovely"

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! __, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
be nice fatface cushings sufferer friz.
Becky is lovely.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:31, archived)
So I have to be nice ALL THE TIME? To EVERYONE? Just because Becky is lovely?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! __, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
NO

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
Oh thank fuck for that

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! __, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:34, archived)
just be nice to people I like,
that's a pretty short list.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 23:16, archived)
Since when was someone being lovely
And people being nice to them on b3ta ever linked?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:27, archived)
SINCE NOW!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:30, archived)
I see

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:32, archived)
british website, we use british terms
do you like bingo? i love bingo


bingo?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:58, archived)
Who won the bingo, Mongy?

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
vlad won, but he doesn't want his prize
great times, top prizes
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
Good stuff
all well, fight the power.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
Not complaining
It's a nice change of perspective. Most of the rest of my link trawling is on US centric websites.

Bingo? No thanks, never got the hang of it.
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
no offence, or, not, no offence
great forum
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
This confused the fuck out of me.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
merkin being so fragile in thier own self that when they go abroad for a day they return talking in an accent
god i hate people who do that
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:00, archived)
Needs more bingo.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
2 weeks for the next bingo
you can keep your card or apply for a new one, good luck
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
I think I'll keep my card, I had some good numbers.
Top calling.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 31 May 2009, 22:05, archived)
Aww I won't be around for it
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:08, archived)
saturday13th of june
next bingo, eyes down
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:12, archived)
I know when 2 weeks away is...
I shall be camping and away from the comfort of a computer - eep. Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
good for you, i can plan due to stuff and that
there will be more bingo, it's be a great forum time
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:16, archived)
I don't know how that happens,
I can't pick up accents even when I want to. I can't even pick up my own accent, let alone anybody else's.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:19, archived)
sorry, I got bored halfway through that
I like breasts though. Do you like breasts?

I think breasts are ACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
Don't forget FANNYBAGS.

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:03, archived)
FUNDRUMS.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 31 May 2009, 22:13, archived)
SHOULDERBOULDERS

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sun 31 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
I think you meant [personal pronoun] rather than [indefinite article]
because there's no other reason to type all that just to represent the letter "a".
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
Yes, I R Dubm.

(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:35, archived)
See also
What ho - What's up
Golly - No way!
Blimey can also be used to alert others to your surprise at their tale
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
Welcome to talk
don't take anything personally

*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:17, archived)
in a similar manner, after reading many american websites i now say things like "darn varmint!", throw my hat to the gound and shoot my revolvers into the air when angered

(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:22, archived)
I just break down in tears and cry about a bad september eight years ago

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:26, archived)
The first ten days were pretty awesome

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! __, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:36, archived)
wasn't the 10th the International Jenga Semi-finals?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:37, archived)
Oh shit
I lol'd on the inside
(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:38, archived)
That's how we say hello round these parts

(blinkin the merrily misanthropic IT gremlin, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:39, archived)
que?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:35, archived)