Whistling is for the man who cannot play any musical instrument and thus is shit in public
Only the 'spoons' beats it in the shit musical instrument stakes.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

the spoons are awesome!

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, archived)

They are The Dessert Instrument of the Spastic

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

I'll bet you don't appreciate the washboard either.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

The Washing Up Instrument of the Easy Entertained

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

You're an abject skifflefail.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:22, archived)

thus, making me a winner at life.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

A man who is tired of skiffle is tired of life.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

I have an urge to start a skiffle band now.
I'll bet Robin Johnson will be up for it when he gets back from That France.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:28, archived)

'skiffling' is the last stage before a lonesome death
Girlfriend - Single - Fucking Cinema Cut Outs - Skiffle - Death - Skiffling In Hell.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Were you whistling when you typed that?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

I was using my willy like a flute

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

I've done that.
The fingering is quite nice but putting the holes in it was a bit sore. Also going for a piss in a public bog is fun as everyone gets a bit.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, archived)

Blowjobs can by fun though, it's like she's practicing her scales.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

yet unpredicatable and quite messy.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:29, archived)

There isn't enough spoon playing these days for my liking.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:19, archived)

*spoons*
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:20, archived)

*swoons*

( thealternativefact, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

*catches*

(Bazongaloid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

*moons*

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)