Remember the days we'd discuss Monkey Beer?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:12, archived)

I do

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

*BOOMS UP TOP!*
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( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

you have beautiful eyes

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

Heron Flight, anybody?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

what's it taste like?

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

boy howdy!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:13, archived)

There used to be photoshops of Sturdy Girl, Beattie and GMoS.
Now it's lies on QOTW and fat birds moaning on here.
I suggest we all get rid of the shit b3tans and get back to the good old days of talent and no girls.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

i reckon we could stand to lose a few hundred, yes

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

Prepare the luring cake.
I'll fire up the boats with holes in.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:23, archived)

i've readied the pie cannons, cap'n

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:36, archived)

I don't

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:14, archived)

that's how potent the beer was
( vladimir, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:15, archived)

i can't remember how the taste is described now :(
i remember it wasn't for the ladies though


Edit: clean and crisp?
( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:16, archived)

I forget, too.
But yes. Not for girls.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

talking about monkey beer again?
JMG. REPEATS. SELF.
( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:17, archived)

Haha!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

I could certainly do with a cool Monkey Beer right now.
Nothing beats its clean, crisp taste.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:20, archived)

*FIRM handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:21, archived)

the crisp taste of monkey beer
mmm-hmmm
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:22, archived)

it goes hand in hand with the foamy taste of monkey crisps

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)

Nope
But I remember working in spoons in Fenham. Occasionally people would order food, then shift table.
We'd take the food out to the table, then half an hour later angry people would come up to the bar and complain that their food hadn't arrived. The old charvas sat at the table they'd vacated would've just munched it down, and we'd call the people who moved idiots.
( CowJam, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:25, archived)