We would like to apologise profusely
for our latest publication in which we called Mebyon Kernow candidate Stuart Cullimore a "greasy-haired twat"
What we actually intended to say was, "Mebyon Kernow candidate Stuart Cullimore is a wankfaced buffoon who stinks of piss and vinegar"

We apologise for the confusion
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/8077101.stm

This has been a Barty Belection Broadcast Bon Behalf of Be Biberal Bemocrats
( The Neville What what what, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:15, archived)

It's moments like these that make me proud to be a Lib Dem.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

do you vote that way?
or are you a party member ?

EDIT: never mind that's kinda personal. I was just curious as we seem to have a lot in common.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

Both.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

Me too

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:29, archived)

oh god,
dick hole too

that must be all made up
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:16, archived)

the lib dems eh

( well, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

Fucking Cornish, I wish they'd just all piss off.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)

the massive cunts

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)

Bringing it to the mainstream.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6190626#post6190708
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

i did do a lol
then aquaplaned
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)

OBVIOUSLY

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

Fuckin' right.
Like a fire extinguisher going off in your pants, I'd wager.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)

can only be topped with bottle openers
IN FLIP FLOPS
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

Shush, you're giving away my pulling secrets.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)

:((((

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)

I could live without cornish pasties
I'd prefer a steak bake anyhow
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)

Depends if you mean proper Cornish pasties, or 'up country' Cornish pasties.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)

I'd vote for them.
Tell it how it is.
( Druid, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)

I think the real issue here is that all the other candiates names start with J
Conspiracy !!
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)