And people who are sat next to me on the train right at this moment.
I've been recording the journey in Audactiy in the hope of sharing the tedium via the medium of my blog. I've also taken photos of the offenders.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:56, archived)

See how long you can shuffle snot around your system before people start to notice

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:57, archived)

I save that game for the commuter train in the morning.
And I eat them if I don't have a hanky.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:58, archived)

There was a commuting bloke who would clear his throat every two seconds, but quietly and ineffectively.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Like he had some serious phlegm but didn't want to offend his fellow passengers by coughing too loudly. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. He always sat behind me, and I'd want to stand up and scream in his face "CHRIST'S SAKE MAN, JUST HAVE A GOOD HACK AND AND SHUT UP!" Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. For the whole 25(+) minutes to Castleford.

I'd avoid the 16.34 for that reason alone.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:08, archived)

The fat mentals always seem to sit next to me
Thank christ for iPods.

*Cranks up the Mansun*
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:11, archived)

I am committed to the Audacity thing. I want to start a podcast of me scaring people off when they sit next to me on the bus or train.
I think I need some rules - thinking "no swearing, threats or sexual innuendo"... any other rules I need before I begin?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

No impressions of Donald Pleasance.
as in www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb00H6mCTM8&feature=related
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:13, archived)

Be racist at all times

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:15, archived)

I would just like to say
today I heard someone's phone, and the ring tone was Alan Partridge saying "I'm HUNG LIKE A DONKEY"
It rang several times, amid silent, bored commuters.
( vladimir, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:27, archived)