I once peed in a hardcore McDonalds that had UV lighting to stop the junkies shooting up in the toilets.
I don't know what I ate/drank, but my piss lit up like a liquid light sabre.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

How many eees should there be in the work "peeed"/"peed", as in the past tense
of "to pee".

Help me.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

fifteen

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Just say "Done a piss-piss"

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

As in "excuse me Mr Boss, I done a piss-piss in your wastebasket again"?

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Amateur
You're supposed to deposit a turd in a filing cabinet and hide the keys.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Does wanking onto his office door handle count?

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Wipe it all over the teaspoons

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Quinine (present in tonic water) will fluoresce like that in UV light.
As will quite a few other rigid aromatic molecules.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I am going to look for a UV light bulb for the toilet.
I can enjoy post-Gin-and-Tonic glow-in-the-dark pisses, and get a sun tan when I'm sitting waiting for the brown water bus that never comes.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)