Don't mind me
Just pushing shite down the board.

What is your favourite [NOUN]? When did you last [VERB]?

Terrific internet, here.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

IT WAS STILL THERE WHEN I DID THIS
:(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:02, archived)

My roast brocolli and hasselback potatoes didn't turn out nearly as well as planned.
Sad times.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:03, archived)

Also,
I don't think you've really improved on the last thread.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

:(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

hasselbach spuds are NOM.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I undercooked mine
so they weren't very nice. Next time I'll do better.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

lol stereotype

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I have no idea what this is.
:(
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

not as good as hasslehof spuds

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

What are hasselbach spuds?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6191285
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:21, archived)

I [ADJECTIVE] [VERB] your post
( vladimir, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

Excellent wank?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I'm glad to hear it
( vladimir, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

GET IN

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

i pee in the dark
just in case theres hidden cameras
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:04, archived)

I pee in broad daylight.
in case there's any hidden cameras.



I'm such a showman.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

you sicken me

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

At the risk of sounding uncivilised, jog on.
b
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

+ junior

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

How do you know there aren't hidden cameras
with infra-red imaging capabilities?
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

i didnt :(
cunt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

You should just stop pissing altogether.
It's the only way to be sure.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

i for one would like to know how you know ALL the answers
hmmmmmmmmm
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

I'm very talented.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

There's a camera in the toilet bowl that automatically records every time you poo

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

And uploads it automatically to
ratemypoo.com
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

4/10
Poor texture, there.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I once peed in a hardcore McDonalds that had UV lighting to stop the junkies shooting up in the toilets.
I don't know what I ate/drank, but my piss lit up like a liquid light sabre.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

How many eees should there be in the work "peeed"/"peed", as in the past tense
of "to pee".

Help me.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

fifteen

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

Just say "Done a piss-piss"

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

As in "excuse me Mr Boss, I done a piss-piss in your wastebasket again"?

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Amateur
You're supposed to deposit a turd in a filing cabinet and hide the keys.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Does wanking onto his office door handle count?

( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

Wipe it all over the teaspoons

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:18, archived)

Quinine (present in tonic water) will fluoresce like that in UV light.
As will quite a few other rigid aromatic molecules.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

I am going to look for a UV light bulb for the toilet.
I can enjoy post-Gin-and-Tonic glow-in-the-dark pisses, and get a sun tan when I'm sitting waiting for the brown water bus that never comes.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:14, archived)

Lindt Hot Mango with Cayenne
Ate a piece earlier this evening.
(misusscompiler No cornflakes? No eyes? No problem !, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I've just googled a list of nouns
and now I intend to pick one at random with my eyes shut

www.momswhothink.com/reading/list-of-nouns.html
( rob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:05, archived)

I just got 'downtown'
I'm not sure there's much I can do with that unless I break into song.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

done it!
q: when did I last wrench?
a: I pay people to wrench for me.
( rob, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

I DEMAND CONTEXT
EDIT: On reflection, I'd rather not.

:(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

is bingo ok? i'm well worried it caused offence
or not, great times, forum banter
( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:09, archived)

I've been working on some internet bingo calls ever since. So far I've got
"girls and a cup, number two"
( vladimir, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

it's bingo fantastic, we will be heros, or not, no offence
great times
( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

I also have
"no offence, it's a great 4 (um)"
( vladimir, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:13, archived)

it's all going so well, bingo is just what these crazy kids need

( mongychops, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

A massive cheater, number 21599.
THAT'S YOU, THAT IS.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)

My favourite noun is prong.
I last verbed in this sentence.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:06, archived)

KINKY

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT.
I just reinstalled Vista, now it's much speedier.

Mine is far more interesting.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:07, archived)

Install the DOS 6.1 upgrade from floppy.
It will run even faster then.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:08, archived)

It works better when you delete System32

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:10, archived)

lazy troll

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:11, archived)

FUCK OFF I'M KNACKERED :(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

To install Windows Vista from floppy disks
would require a stack of disks almost 8 feet high.

Imagine that.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:12, archived)

Also imagine how annoying it would be
when you inevitably lost install disk 1278, and discovered that the last eight hours spent swapping floppies in and out of the computer had been completely wasted.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:16, archived)

Earlier today.
I'm a little sad that Twidroid doesn't work but you already know this.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 23:15, archived)