Wide awake
Blue skies and slight cloud cover, 33 degrees C, Ginger Beer & Lime and an Executive Recruitment Agency have just offered me a job with ridiculous amounts of cash in Singapore. Don't think I'll take it though.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:35, archived)

Why? Singapore sounds lovely.

( Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:38, archived)

Antiseptically Clean
Genetically engineered shithole (and expensive)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)

But but but... it doesn't make any sense!
/ac

And what about all the lovely cash?
( Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:40, archived)

Cash is not everything
I am happy with my current position and hate Singapore
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:42, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:50, archived)

Tetchy today
Zapped any good motherboards recently?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:51, archived)

nope, it's all fixed and repaired and running like a screaming bastard now
and I've got enough bits left over to build a second machine as a file server

and I have a huge penis
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:54, archived)

All you need to do now is learn karate and kick some bullies into next week.
Then run them over.
( Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

I'm like Mister Myaggi in a Honda Accord me

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:57, archived)

Can you catch a fly on your bell-end though?
Or whatever it was that little chink used to do.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

Last Statement
*may contain lies*

I bought the stuff I wanted (except the sound card) on Saturday, but, will have to wait for the weekend to build it up!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:55, archived)

Gizza job.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:56, archived)

SHUT UP

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:58, archived)

Hello!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:06, archived)

bollocks

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:08, archived)

You know who I work for...
But if I do leave you'll be the second to know (How good are you with Christmas Tree's)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

Christmas trees?
What do you *do*?
( Bats, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:00, archived)

Thats me loading one out on "Talk Like A Pirate day"
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/57163/1190195007/Pirates.JPG

and this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_tree_(oil_well)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:04, archived)

Cool
You have slaves
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:22, archived)

Coolies

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:25, archived)

I'm going to have to head to the colonies.
Just out of interest, have you ever met a bloke called Rob Falls through your work?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:28, archived)

Does he work in Indonesia?
Or is he a wellhead guy?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:29, archived)

He has worked there
He is a safety consultant.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:31, archived)

Cannot say I have
But, depending on where he drinks I may have met him
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:34, archived)

He's in Somalia now
Probably being shot or something.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:35, archived)

Happened to me
In Yemen (it's shit)
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:38, archived)

I can almost desribe what a flange is.
That's how advanced my engineering knowledge is:)
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 8:05, archived)