I'll give you a flash, I suppose.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:06, archived)

CAPITAL LORDY!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

I NO

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

I'm already falling out with JMG in advance.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

JMG, instruct Barclaycard to phone me back and offer me a job.
I am bored of waiting.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

Why would you want to work for them?
Find another vet instead.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:09, archived)

None around here.
And we will be moving away soon, I hope. I don't want to start in another practice and then have to change.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:15, archived)

Be Professionally Unemployed.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

This is where I'm probably blamed for something.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:16, archived)

Bogus would, but it's not after midnight.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:17, archived)

I would fucking love that.
How do I apply?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:24, archived)

It's easy - you don't even have to do anything!
Also: b3ta.belm.co.uk/bowser_donotwant
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:25, archived)

Awwwww.
Ooh, he got the fancy kind.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

Fancypants Vet
They love him there.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

Aww.
Boxers are usually very good. Mental, but good.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:41, archived)

Yesterday, I took him for a short lead walk, and let him lead the way, just to see where he went.
He started taking me toward the vet again. Perhaps he was hoping they'd take the annoying collar off? :-D
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:45, archived)

Hehe, probably.
What's his name?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Duh, BOWSER.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Oh duh, sorry.
I like that name.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

Aww, he's gorgeous, but not as nice as Madam Marlboro's boxer though. She's mental but lovely

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:46, archived)

Aw her one is gorgeous.
I think we should have a b3tan pet bash.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)

My Monty would steal the show.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

What is your Monty?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

My dog.
I don't think a b3ta bash would be Colin (my cat)'s scene.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)

What kind of dog is he?
Yeah, I don't think my rabbit would enjoy it. I could steal Noit's parent's dog.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

Mongrel, black.
Big bit of labbie, big bit of collie. 100% awesome.

Remind me sometime and I'll fish out a pic.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Cool.
Will do.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:08, archived)

I'd win with my cat, he's aces

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)

Nooo, my dog is the bestest.
He lives in Ireland, though :(((((
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)

img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/beckyjsbx/Giz%20and%20Ozzy/GizOZ.jpg
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Awwww
The black one looks very like my sister's cat.

Being that they're both black.

I think she looks like she has some Burmese in her blood somewhere.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:55, archived)

They've both got the pointy haughty looking face thing going on

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:02, archived)

Yeah, Lily's a snotty cow.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

Oh hai
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)

Awww, he's very cute
Not a patch on my cat though

img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/beckyjsbx/Giz%20and%20Ozzy/DCP_0025_1.jpg
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

He's awesome,
is a Norwegian Forest Cat, or partly?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

I think part Maine coon. Weighs around 6kg, but it's all muscle

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:03, archived)

haha, yeaaaaaah.
Just big boned:p My other sister's cat is like that, fucking monster.

It'll be quicker to link you to here to show you all my pets:
www.facebook.com/photos.php?&id=531590294&s=18&hash=4cf655bff723357a7469cc57b88ea9bd#/album.php?page=1&aid=13504&op=12&id=531590294
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

Seriously, he's not a lol fattie, he's incredibly strong.
I was looking at them last week. I love bender, what kind of lizard beast is he?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:10, archived)

He's a Uromastyx Occelata,
He's my sister's lizard. He's cool.

Oh I know he is, it just sounded like what clients say:p I FEED HIM HARDLY ANYTHING EXCEPT CAKE, HONEST
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:20, archived)

Haha, very true. I don't feed him ANYTHING at all, just scraps from the dinner table
and a bowl of crushed eagles every two hours.

He's awesome :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:22, archived)

HE IS WIN
He is also 50:50 Boxer:Old English Bulldog
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

Ahhhh, he looks full Boxer there.
Cool, not many Old Englishes about here.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

They do special interviews every second thursday
Make sure to be drunk and sweary to impress them.

I think you'll be a natural. See if you can borrow a few screaming kids to push round too.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:26, archived)

Ugh, I don't do kids.
I could bring my rabbit, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:27, archived)

I'm not sure that would be appropriate.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:30, archived)

only if it's in a ripped lidl bag with a four pack and 20 snouts.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:31, archived)

SEXY
k53.pbase.com/v3/91/200591/1/45103024._MG_5133.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

oooh
Is that yours?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:07, archived)

No.
Google Images.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

OH DAVE SNAPPER!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:08, archived)

AH-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

( Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:14, archived)