I was chopping onions but I accidentally stabbed myself in the eye with an apple corer

( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)

There should be some sort
of warning notice on apple corers. I lost three friends that way.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business and WHOOPS! Corer in the eye
Tragedy
( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

damn straight

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

I can see through to your brains, dude

( Malaka omdz, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:00, archived)

There's a hole in my head and I made it just for you

( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

I wonder if...
nah, never mind
( Malaka omdz, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

The true meaning of the word 'mindfuck'

( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)

Would you have popped one into Daniella Westbrook's nose if you had a chance?

( Malaka omdz, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:06, archived)

I would've squidged it up there using the back end of a pencil to jam it right in

( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:07, archived)

If it wouldn't go you could put it in soft, and then get her to..
Fuck, what is wrong with me
( Malaka omdz, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 15:09, archived)