You what?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

He's a mate and I won't say anymore.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Tell me, then I'll tell everyone.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

He just texted me to say his home computer's been seized by the police

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Fucking hell.
I hope he's ok.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Guesses, then, folks. Wormulus has committed the crime of:
I'm going to go for 'mincing with intent'.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Wearing a scarf indoors.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Being shitter tham MoT?

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Tham?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Bam

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Thank you ma'am

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

That's not a crime, that's a life sentence.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Crimes against humanity

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Gettng his cock out on a WEDNESDAY

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Excessive use of meme.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I hope INTERNETLAWYERMAN is with him.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

The things people will speculate might be worse than the truth
it's time to come clean
( Malaka omdz, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)