I miss Wormulus terribly
but hey-ho, it's time to move on. Who shall we elect to replace him in his role on /talk?

Alternatively, how shall we celebrate the return of Gonzo to our shores tomorrow?
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

bummings
for both.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

Yay!
Are you offering your services there, Spangy?
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

of course
what with my massive knob.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

I knew it was there somewhere.

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

IMPORTANT
img195.imageshack.us/img195/9927/ostrichvselephant.gif
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

No way, I wanted to see how that ended...

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Guuu eleyfant!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Lets have a bbq

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)

bi speling fings foneticul lee

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)

Spelling bee?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Seb is in custody atm :(

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)

Does he want some crumbly with it?
/dad joke
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

You what?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

He's a mate and I won't say anymore.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Tell me, then I'll tell everyone.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

He just texted me to say his home computer's been seized by the police

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Fucking hell.
I hope he's ok.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Guesses, then, folks. Wormulus has committed the crime of:
I'm going to go for 'mincing with intent'.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Wearing a scarf indoors.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

Being shitter tham MoT?

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Tham?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Bam

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

Thank you ma'am

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:18, archived)

That's not a crime, that's a life sentence.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Crimes against humanity

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Gettng his cock out on a WEDNESDAY

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

Excessive use of meme.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

I hope INTERNETLAWYERMAN is with him.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

The things people will speculate might be worse than the truth
it's time to come clean
( Malaka omdz, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

He's bananas that guy
Edit: I'm sceptical, but if he is in trouble let him know that I will help in any way I can. Which is pretty much none but the offer's open.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

Serious?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

eek, I hope he's ok
:(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Oh man, I wanted to make a pudding joke but it's all been done already

( Malaka omdz, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

gay pride parade

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)

is he gone?
/slow
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

kno

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

No elections, /talk isn't a democracy! It's an oligarchy!
And Gonzo will be greeted by the evening showing of a new program called 'The Oaks of Holly' and a mass eating of Chinese food.
( Theoban What of it, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Let's all spell every word wrong to make him fell good.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)

Aisle starht noh.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)

I read that in a Norn Oirish accent.
I couldn't help it.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

Et dus kinder luk thart whey.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I like this ideer

( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

NU
Eet haz two bee efery werd.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Ashually
Thes wil juiced starto anoy efrey won.
Meh.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)

Oe eye sea
its difekult
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

Yur knot rong thair

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)

paw goz
muhst tek hime ajis two poest
( thealternativefact, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)

Who shall we elect to create shit memes
and look down their nose at all and sundry? Dunno. Take your pick.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)

The average post quality has doubled

( Druid, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

Yu

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

I vote nobody,
and count ourselves lucky it has ended.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)

I simply don't have the time.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)