Gotta be someone with CHARISMA, which limits it to about 3 b3tans.

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

Who shall I interview first?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:47, archived)

I don't know
but I think it should lead up to the inevitable climax - interviewing JMG
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

Me you could make jokes about my age.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:49, archived)

An excellent place to start.
I'll organise the tech so that we can record it.
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

You can be my epic producer, like a double team of coolness.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

Does that mean I can put in the comedy sound effects?

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

shhh! don't give it all away! course.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

So, Roarrreeeeee...How does i feel to be the first 25 year old to be offered retirement...JUST because of your looks? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

Don't answer yet, we'll be right back after this mander break *gets fanny gushed on*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:51, archived)

This will be awesome!

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:52, archived)

I only respond to pre approved questions
through lawyers.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:53, archived)

are you ok with me getting gushed on?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)

I'll try to contain my jealous rage.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:55, archived)

by wanking furiously?

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:56, archived)

I'm not much for wanking in public Mathew,
I think that may go some way to explaining your reputation.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:57, archived)

I can't help it if my hands accidentally brush my massive lob-on

( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:58, archived)

I brushed it by accident too...
and then I put it in.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

and on that bombshell
I think I should head home.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:59, archived)

Oh shit, you're right.
HOME TIME!
( SuperMatt, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:00, archived)

WHAPPLE time

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 18:08, archived)

lawyers hand puppets
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 17:54, archived)