i found out i have pancreatic cancer.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

that's a good cancer to have
quite impressive
( well, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:28, archived)

You're fucked, so.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

you'll need some new pans, then
I recommend 18/10 stainless.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

If Patrick Swayze can beat it, so can you.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:29, archived)

Except he's dying.
Pancreatic cancer has a really shit survival rate.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:31, archived)

"Pancreatic" is an anagram of "A Cancer Tip"

(__, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:32, archived)

Well done, Friz.
Tomorrow: numbers.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

One of the most painful too, isn't it?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:33, archived)

Yer, so I hear.
Animals are usually put down straight away with it, haven't seen any in end stage.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)

I've heard bollock cancer doesn't make you think all your birthdays have come at once.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:36, archived)

i've heard the constant feeling of drowning and the acute pain of lung cancer is thrilling, same it doesn't last long

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:40, archived)

oh, no, chin up forum user, terrible news, i'm not even going to try and lift your spirits on this sad day with forum banter, no offence
sadtimes
( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:34, archived)