this could be the closest he has ever come to sex
www.b3ta.com/questions/unexpectednudity/post437953

note comedy fiance reference..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:52, archived)

Argh his dullness make my brain cry:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:54, archived)

Oh for fucks sake...
Please do not tell me he lives in the same town as me.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:55, archived)

more to the point
dont tell him.
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 13:57, archived)

This.
Next time Az, I'm bringing rope.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)

*GLEE*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:05, archived)

he even admits that it took him a week to make up a story
ridiculous
( manolith hooray for me, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:00, archived)