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HELLO RIK
Tell us a story!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:43, archived)
i'M HAVING FEELINGS FOR A GIRL AKIN TO THE ONES I HAD ABOUT MY EX ALL THOSE YEARS AGO WHEN I FIRST JOINED B3TA
she's one of my photographer mate's models and might be coming back up on friday. we had the LOLSICKRIKSEX etc.. but I actually want to see her again and she said she likes me. the amazing five days we had together highlighted how dour and boring my life has become. she has fake boobers (nice ones) and is a BRUMMIE
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:47, archived)
a brummie?
you fucking sicko
(Goatse not a comedy account, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
she's ACE

(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:49, archived)
Never mind all this information
tell us about how much she cried when you fucked her and how you forced it up her shitter when she wasn't looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:50, archived)
she's mad in the bedroom
MAD I TELLS YER

seriously i've met someone more perverted and dirty than me
(I helped save b3ta! SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:53, archived)
+dy

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)
:-D

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:58, archived)
oh man you are the most sexually active and handsome pulling machine
who has ever had sex with hundreds of supermodels all at the same time in a bubble bath or something yeah yeah awesome sex yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)
Shush now, dead man walking.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)
He's shit
but I'd rather be Sikrik than have cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:04, archived)
that is actually a good point.
apparantly i'm going to have trouble even going to the shops in a couple of weeks.
better stock up on bog roll.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)
Thanks Rik!
I look forward to your next adventure!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:51, archived)