Me too,
but chances are someone on here's going to get cancer of one sort or another.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:54, archived)

Yes
and if any of us got cancer, the first thing we'd do is tell everyone on here. that's the classy way to deal with a terminal illness.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:56, archived)

I've got AIDS
Sympathy please.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:57, archived)

You wouldn't get sympathy if you were thin, you cunt.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 14:59, archived)

I'd probably tell you lot,

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:05, archived)

what makes you think it was the first thing i did?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 13:25, archived)

yeah but not lovely gobbo, oh god why him, why not one of the shit needy b3tans, please god take a dull fucker next time

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:01, archived)