I'll buy the stone, if it is shaped like a toilet bowl.
Tramps could use it.
(Dave Trouser; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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The person who raises the most gets first dibs on his bird
And his beard trimmings
(MykeyboyA massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 15:16,
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