I predict this will end in tears.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)

Any minute now there will be virtual slamming of doors
And online weeping into pillows
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

A lot of people don't seem to understand how eggs work.
/ac
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)

Lemon flavoured
/ac
( Theoban What of it, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)

Kids are shit and make more noise and mess and cost MONEY.
/ac
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)

I'm good at haikus.
This retard is a fat cunt.
He should fuck off now.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)

.
How did you know that I'm fat?
Are you somehow watching me?
(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Fat is a state of mind.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:15, archived)

Why are you putting full stops in the subject bar, you fucking spastic?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:17, archived)

(_)_)----D
Better?
(Fartmonger, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)