Pffft...
from the BBC news front page:

"Police chief shot with 50,000-volt stun gun says 'it hurt like hell'"
Well who'd have ever thought?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4650645.stm

Edit: shocking news.

/coat
( Malchick, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)

Notice he was held up
unlike, say, someone the police hit, who it then paralysed and falling heavily to earth. He might get really hurt then.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:32, archived)

You wouldn't catch me holding a bloke about to be electrocuted
rubber gloves or no rubber gloves.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)

BLEEDIN' OBVIOUS IN SLOW NEWS DAY SHOCKER!
'ning you.
( ArthurTheRat, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

www.bash.org/?881
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:33, archived)

...Pfft.

( ArthurTheRat, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:34, archived)

you're proving to be far geekier than i first imagined.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:35, archived)

^
this
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

You have Mykeyboy themed fantasies?
*Prepares leather chaise longue and adopts cod Austrian Accent*

"So, pleez, tell me more about your mother."
( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

*shock*
They said... *whispers* H-E-L-L!
The BBC!
What is the world coming to?
( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:38, archived)

Well,
I turned on the BBC on Saturday and some dreadlocked fella said "muthafucka" quite a few times.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:39, archived)

Well,
that's darkies for you.
( Comma, Tue 5 Jul 2005, 20:41, archived)