DEAR INTERNET USER
Are you being BULLIED ON THE INTERNET?
INTERNETLAWYERMAN can help.

I am a specialist INTERNETATTORNEY dealing in:
*cliques
*pandering
*terrible bullying
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

PLEASE HELP INTERNETLAWYERMAN

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I now act as your ADVOCATE ONLINE
I have GAZZED AN IMPORTANT DOCUMENT TO THE PLAINTIF.

I await a responce from his INTERNETCOUNSEL
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

I'm gonna fart in court.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

this sounds promising.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I will happily gaz you a COPY
If you require.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

PLEASE DO!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Wait.
Are you bullying me?
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

Plaintiff has 2 fs.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

And response doesn't have a c in it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

So internetlawyerman cannot spell?
GONZO!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

who do we know who can't spell?
Edit: apart from gonzo
( well, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Unfortunately, a substantial portion of b3ta.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

and it should be claimant.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)