FUCK MY AUNT IN THE EYE.
HAHAHAHAHA!
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:20, archived)

Have you not got dragged off by the men in white coats yet?

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

I seriously think he's gone mental.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

wibble wibble
my bum is a fish lol
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Great. How whacky.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/2460136
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

hahaha!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

He's a nut.
He's crazy in the coconut.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

That boy needs therapy.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

goblin.gonetoosoon.org/
:-(((
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

what is this bullying?
i have pancreatic cancer you know.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
Are you being BULLIED ON THE INTERNET?
INTERNETLAWYERMAN can help.

I am a specialist INTERNETATTORNEY dealing in:
*cliques
*pandering
*terrible bullying
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

PLEASE HELP INTERNETLAWYERMAN

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I now act as your ADVOCATE ONLINE
I have GAZZED AN IMPORTANT DOCUMENT TO THE PLAINTIF.

I await a responce from his INTERNETCOUNSEL
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

I'm gonna fart in court.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

this sounds promising.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

DEAR INTERNET USER
I will happily gaz you a COPY
If you require.
(INTERNETLAWYERMAN QC: Ace Attorney, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

PLEASE DO!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Wait.
Are you bullying me?
( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

Plaintiff has 2 fs.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

And response doesn't have a c in it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:42, archived)

So internetlawyerman cannot spell?
GONZO!
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

who do we know who can't spell?
Edit: apart from gonzo
( well, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:46, archived)

Unfortunately, a substantial portion of b3ta.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:48, archived)

and it should be claimant.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

hahaha

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

This is the best thing ever.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:24, archived)

you should see the genuine condolences from other people on the site.
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

Yeah, reading them makes it seem like quite a twattish thing to do.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

listen, i didn't do it alright.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:29, archived)

I never said you did,
that was directed at whoever did make it.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:30, archived)

i don't know who did :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:40, archived)

Hahahahaha.
Wait what, 2007?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:25, archived)

i've been ill for a while
:(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

Have a testicle removed.
It worked for Lance Armstrong.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

The thing is shit stirring never gets old.

( Wurst Puns Inc. Back in the future., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)

Does tea taste worse if you let it cool by a window?

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:21, archived)

Yes.
BECAUSE I PISS IN IT, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

This'll save me pennies on milk!

( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:26, archived)

[penis milk based strikethrough]

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

BALDMONKEY STANCE!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:22, archived)

baldmonkey stazi

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:23, archived)

Does anyone know baldmonkey offline?
Has he actually turned mental?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:27, archived)

I'm wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky wacky
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( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

It seems more like he's just being an attention seeking cunt after realising that his shitty podcast was in fact shit.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:28, archived)

YEAH.
PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT CLICK IT YOU WANKER
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:31, archived)

No really mate.
It was painfully bad.
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT POD
PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT PODCAST CUNT SHIT
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:38, archived)

I'm not saying this for attention mind.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:45, archived)

I realised this about 30 seconds into the first one he did.
I gave him no encouragement but maybe he thinks longevity will make it popular. Like Last Of The Summer Wine or something.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:32, archived)

He looks like the offspring you'd get if he went forward a bit in time, raped Comma, and turned out to be his own dad.
This paradox means he gets more inbred by the second.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 3 Jun 2009, 17:34, archived)