Long fingernails on men is wronger than a vole in a nightie.
It's bad enough on women...
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

soo....I shouldn't show you how long my fingernails are then?
:)
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

You could do, I'd just dismiss you offhand

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

Shan't.
Don't feel like it now.
/sniffs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

how would anybody live a normal life
with this ?
( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:14, archived)