you shed your fingernails every ten years?
it would be horrible if teeth grew like fingernails and you had to cut them or file them down

GAH
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

This is a fair point
I think the shedding idea is the way forward. It frustrates me that these "eggheads" have not yet figured out how to reprogram genes and make us all live forever in perfect health.

COME ON EGGHEADS ! Stop being virgin cunts and get on with your fucking work ! I want to stop ageing before I'm totally decrepid !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:46, archived)

no no no, you've got it all wrong, man
they've already worked out cures, etc for all these things
but 'The Man' keeps it secret so we'll all be forced to pay for dentists etc. IT'S A CONSPIRACY
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Oh yes
Damn them and their never-blunt razor blades !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)