I had a bastard of a toothache a couple of months ago.
As I'm self employed, it would have cost me £550 to get it sorted so I pulled the fucker out myself.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:44, archived)

Now stop that!
I went to the emergency dentist at the hospital. Cost me £16 and I got a shit load of opiates to wash it down too.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

You're all man

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

*checks*
yup
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

Fuck me
So much for the NHS
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

There is no NHS for teeth unless you are
a. dolescum
b. new to the country
c. a politician
d. a dentist.

Well that is fact around here anyway.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:49, archived)

Still £550 sounds a bit steep
I paid £16.50 for an emergency filling. The highest price they quoted on their "menu" was £198 for root canal work or some shit like that. I'm sure they would have pulled you off for £48.75
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:51, archived)

My dad who is 90 had to pay £65 for a check up.
He really need a new set of false ones for the top but that will cost a bomb. I get pulled off by the inmates at the young disturbed offenders home.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:53, archived)

£65 for a check up?
Where the hell do you live?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:04, archived)

Cambridgeshire

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:09, archived)

I pay £10 a month
and I can have whatever treatment is necessary done to my teeth.
( turb0t, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:15, archived)