Disolve them out
It's a right laugh. Honest. Anyway, bollocks to your teeth, I'm off to view a new house this morning, this is far more exciting.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:45, archived)

LOL HOUSING ASSOCIATION

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

We're not posh enough for those around here

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

LOL HUNTING ROUND THE BACK OF CURRYS FOR A FRIDGE SIZED CARDBOARD BOX TO LIVE IN BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING POV

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

They should think themselves lucky I'm not a Pole
Turning up in small town England, filling their houses with foxy bints.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:54, archived)

You should come over here.
If you look out of our bedroom window, and hold your head at a jaunty angle, you can view all the houses in the cul-de-sac at once.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:47, archived)

But, once they enter your bedroom, they're trapped forever for all eternity.
DON'T DO IT BOGUS IT'S A TRAP!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:50, archived)

Wow
Sounds just like Rome or something. You can see cobbles, medieval barns converted into shops, a hexagonal shop selling heads and some dawdling pensioners if you look out of here.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:52, archived)

selling HEADS!?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:11, archived)

Yeah
Stone ones for the tourists. They look like gurners.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)

Oh right.
I imagined a stall with a load of spikes with heads dripping blood down them, with a rather distubing looking gentelman of the sands bartering for a good price. Aaaaand I'm spent now.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:31, archived)

no dear
me actually passing my chemistry exam well when I was convinced I'd failed - THAT is exciting. For me at least.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:48, archived)

We've gone through this before
I've just realised I was thinking in my dad voice. Sorry.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 8:55, archived)