Fair.
I'm incredibly popular to the North, and have made huge gains in to the heart of fatty politics.
I've lied about free chips. It's won me many votes.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

TRUE JMG STORY.
I was voted "Prime Minister" at school one year after I promised an option on attending assembly.
I never delivered. I didn't care. Popularity, see?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

^ I VALIDATE THIS STORY!

(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:56, archived)

They've never had an election since.
I think I technically still hold the title.
*Fists on hips*
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

l r

LOL LOL LOL !!!!
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

ROFLBONK0N!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)

But surely to the voters of Aberdeen
you're a soft southerner, lounging in balmy weather ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:53, archived)

You simply wave a banana under their nose and they do tricks for you...

(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:55, archived)

Did you mean this as a reply to this :
www.b3ta.com/talk/6197555
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

*hand-on-side-of-face SHOCK*

(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:59, archived)

EVARDLOLMUNCH !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:00, archived)

oo-er missus!
*comedy noise*
( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:15, archived)

Goatworrier!
CHIPS! They'll do anything for chips!
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:57, archived)

Deep fried chocolate chips in crispy cholesterol batter ?
N-to the motherfrotting-YOM !
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 9:58, archived)