As an ordained minister of the Church of Teh Baybee Jebus, this offends me.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:45, archived)

I'm in the church of facebook.
Instead of Jesus, we have Baby P-sus.
And we believe in peace, love, equality, beating immigrants, and murdering all convicted or suspected paedos.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

Our crucifix is a compass
so that we may praise the holy angles.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 10:49, archived)

a protractor?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:00, archived)

Maybe later.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:08, archived)