i have a thing for men who wink at me.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:40, archived)

Men who say things like toots
and call women broads. Oh yes.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:42, archived)

YOU'VE GOT BROADTOOTS
KANNY LAD!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:45, archived)

i dont mind toots.
but i don't associate winking with that kind of guy.

the man who winks most at me is an accountant.
i think it might be a tic.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:48, archived)

When you see a man you like
piss in his eye.

That will give the impression he's coming on to you.

And to be fair, after you've done a wee in his face, he probably will be.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:49, archived)

A CLASSY TIP.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

what about men who can't wink properly without hitching up a whole half of their face?
are they to be denied any binkylove?!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:50, archived)

DEPENDS IF IT IS CUTE and is they maintain eye contact with the free eye.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:55, archived)

the problem with binkylove is there's just too much of it :(
i am always falling in love and never out of it.

i'm constant in my affections, but easily impressed.
( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:56, archived)

i have spacky eyes
i can't raise one eyebrow either

but thanks for the tip!
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 11:57, archived)

I CAN RAISE EITHER OR NEITHER OR BOTH.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:12, archived)

I AM SURPRISINGLY JEALOUS

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:20, archived)

*waggles smugly*

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:23, archived)

*both eyebrows droop symmetrically*
sadface, I CAN MANAGE THAT
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)

dawww.

( sleepybinky, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)