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I am anti-clumsy
I hardly ever hurt myself due to coordination and non awareness issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:24, archived)
Walls bump into me, and then apologise.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:25, archived)
your mum makes you go everywhere in one of those plastic bubbles
that's why you don't get hurt
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:26, archived)
YI DON'T YIKE GERMS!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:32, archived)
I think I might be dyspraxic.
I'm constantly doing mongy things and I used to get extra time in school exams for having shit handwriting.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:27, archived)
maybe you're just a bit thick with meat-hands

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:33, archived)
occams razor, nice

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:35, archived)
His knuckle dimples wobble after he claps

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:40, archived)
Clumsy people are fucking adorable, Gums.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:39, archived)
Girls yes, because you get to catch them and act all gentlemanly about accidently honking their bewbies. Guys, no. It just makes you look like a doofus

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
Oh alright then.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:44, archived)
I should tape you to my back
I'm a clumsy falling-over oaf.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:41, archived)
Surely you'd always be taped to my back, unless I always pull a pose of a falling cat :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:42, archived)
We could swap, to give each other a break
you might drag on the floor when it's my turn to walk though.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:46, archived)
as long as you put castors on the back of his heels he'd be fine.
Give him something to read...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 12:50, archived)