My dentist is Russian and he has lasers and mad hair
And if you go at the end of the day he'll open the whisky and you sit around drinking for a bit at the end of your appointment
( Theoban What of it, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:11, archived)

Mine was fat and Irish,
And called Paddy
( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 4 Jun 2009, 15:14, archived)